and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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