On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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