Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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