from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You can't just leave with hair like that
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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