Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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