This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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