Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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