is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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