I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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