just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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