What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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