Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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