i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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