you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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