the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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