its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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