He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
now i know why i became what i already was.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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