if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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