Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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