The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dear god my vagina.
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