? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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