Porn is love you can see.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.