chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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