i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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