dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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