I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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