i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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