My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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