..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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