Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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