I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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