yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
