ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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