like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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