Banned from zoo.
Again?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We smell like vodka and hangover
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