So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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