he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
