Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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