Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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