There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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