Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I had to cum in my sink.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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