the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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