Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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