There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
