no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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