To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.