I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They took my balls.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit