I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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