Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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