i think i have herpe
just one?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
