you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
