i may or may not be watching the land before time
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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