I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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