I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Blood and glitter go together right?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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