: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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